Hemorrhoids Painful!

In another month, Ah Beng will be able to enjoy the benefits of medical insurance claim

However, his hemorrhoids cannot wait. Consequently, my honourable mother got a phone call one late night...

Ah Beng :

Makcik Peggy, tolong!

Ibu Wan :

Kenapa ini, Ah Beng?

Ah Beng :

1. Buasir saya 2. sangat sakit.

Saya mahu 3. dibedah.

Ibu Wan :

Kamu belum layak lagi mendapatkan bayaran insurans.

Tak boleh 4. bersabar sehingga bulan depan?

Ah Beng :

Saya 5. tak dapat tahan lagi.

Sekarang saya 6. berada di hospital.

Ibu Wan :

Eh, begitu 7. teruk?

Ah Beng :

8. Aduh...ya!

Makcik, tolonglah merayu untuk saya.

Ibu Wan :

Baiklah...saya boleh cuba tolong.

Ah Beng :

Auntie Peggy, help!

Wan's Mom :

Why, Ah Beng?

Ah Beng :

My 1. piles 2. hurt so much.

I want 3.to be operated.

Wan's Mom :

You are not yet qualified to get insurance compensation.

Can't 4. put up until next month?

Ah Beng :

I 5. cannot stand it anymore!

I am 6. in the hospital now.

Wan's Mom :

That 7.bad, eh?

Ah Beng :

Ouch! Yes...

Auntie, please plead on my behalf.

Wan's Mom :

Okay...I can try to help.

Epilogue

Strangely and surprisingly, the insurance company allowed him to claim the medical expenses and his surgical fee was paid in full. Mom got a few more new clients through macho Ah Beng. Since then whenever he sees mom in the coffee shop, he always pays for her coffee.

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