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"Dielah My Breast Implants Gone Wrong"


Ah Lian gets breast implants as a gift. But soon she calls her insurance agent - My honourable mother and asks if she could claim for the medical expenses incurred by her new hmm boobs. Of course the answer is no, but mom still has to visit her.


Ibu Wan :

Bagaimanakah 1.keadaan kamu sekarang?


Ah Lian

Luka saya 2.dicuci dan dibalut setiap hari.


Ibu Wan :

Sampai bila?


Ah Lian :

Selama sebulan.


Ibu Wan :

Kamu ini bukan kaya.

Dari mana kamu mendapat wang untuk melakukan ini?


Ah Lian :

Itu duit kakak saya.


Ibu Wan :

Oh...kakak kamu sudi membayar belanjanya.


Ah Lian :

Kakak saya mahu 3. membesarkan 4. buah dadanya.

Dia mengajak saya melakukan ini bersama-samanya.


Ibu Wan :

Bagaimana pula keadaan kakak kamu?


Ah Lian :

Dia tidak ada 5. apa-apa.

Saya sahaja yang 6. dijangkiti kuman.


Ibu Wan :

Aduhai, nyaris saya 7. pengsan!

Buah dada kamu 8. berbalut tebal...



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Wan's Mom :

How's your 1.situation now?


Ah Lian

My wounds are 2.dressed everyday.


Wan's Mom :

Until when?


Ah Lian :

As long as a month.


Wan's Mom :

You're not rich.

Where did you get the money to do this?


Ah Lian :

That's my sister's money.


Wan's Mom :

Oh...your sister is willing to pay for the expenses.


Ah Lian :

My sister wants 3.to enlarge her 4. breasts.

She asks me to do this together with her.


Wan's Mom :

How then is your sister's situation?


Ah Lian :

She doesn't have 5. anything ( problem ).

I am the only one 6. infected.


Wan's Mom :

Alas, I almost 7. fainted!

Your breasts are thickly 8. bandaged...




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"Silicone bags that can make a woman voluptuous for 12 years." --Wan :-)



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